Well, here it is. Why am i blogging? Who am i? Who gives a toss?
Why am i blogging?
I'm blogging because there are things i want to say that i cannot say using me real name - so i have to be a Dead Pie. Corporations frown upon employees being filthy, controversial, non-PC and all that other bollocks, so for fear of being targetted, sacked, ostracised or whatever, i'm doing this somewhat anonymously.
Who am i ?
A man, 42 years old, living in England UK, with plenty to say but not things that people would willingly want to hear in a converstation (A converstation is when you get chatting to someone on a train just because you happen to be sitting next to them. It was a typo at first, but i've tried to cover it up). Besides, if i spoke the things i wrote, i'd sound like a mentalist and nobody would associate with me. They'd all get off the train.They wouldn't be chuffed. Yes, the train i accidentally created a few lines ago.
Who gives a toss?
Undoubtedly somebody out there will like what i write, even if it's just one person, one crazed, deluded sympathising groupie. One is better than none at all. Maybe that crazed, deluded, sympathising groupie is you?
So, as things stand, i've introduced myself. Sort of. Over the coming days, i'll vent my spleen a little, spew out a few things for you to digest, and with any luck, the authorities will take appropriate action. On me that is.
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